A man of many faces; none as majestic as his own. The Good Guide found him under a troll bridge and fed him quinoa. He now only eats organic sustainable foods priced over $40. Born in Tupperware, USPS, he was raised by Eminem music and taught the importance of a bad attitude. A stranger once asked him what was so great about being short, but he ignored the question and walked under them. He messes with everything except the Wu Tang Clan and Chris Pine’s hair.