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Burgers That Are Better Than Sex

GC Burger Porn

They’re hot, they’re sexy, they’re sultry and juicy. Inviting us to devour them with their tantalising looks and glistening buns. Getting saucy and begging us to take them all at once. Oh, yeah baby, put your burger in my bun and wrap a napkin round your neck to catch that drool, this is Burger Porn at its best! Just you try to look at these beauties without a stirring in your loins and a rumble in your tummy.

Eddies Grub House

If you like a beefy rock and roll inspired burger, then Eddie’s Grub House is your kind of category. These dishy dudes have crafted a dive bar where darts are played, blues and rock are revered and boozy brews are poured with a gusto that gets us all hot and flustered. You’ll find us here, devouring a special-of-the-week burger, cold beer in hand and dart-throwing arm at the ready.

Ze Pickle

Practice your sexy French accent at Ze Pickle, Burleigh Heads’ hippest burger bar. Use your newly found, come-hither inflection to order yourself an on-tap craft beer and some sweet potato fries, then stay up late with their 3AM burger. Let your tastebuds flirt with a hand pressed wagyu beef patty, indulgent maple smoked bacon and melt-in-your-mouth cheese and guacamole. Hot damn that’s a sexy combo.

Brooklyn Depot

While the Brooklyn accent may not be as notoriously sensual as the French, the menu items at Brooklyn Depot give you a mighty fine chance to practice all the same. With a ‘Fuhgeddaboudit!’ burger and ‘Sweet Ass’ potato fries you’ll be speaking like a true New Yorker in no time. If dining-in is what gets you hot, then their home delivery, from Broadbeach to Main Beach, is just for you. Your place or mine, baby?

Burger Bro?

A New Zealand style ‘fush and chup’ shop in Biggera Waters, this is for those of us who love a little trans-Tasman affair. Burger Bro? have gained quite a name for themselves with their gourmet hamburgers, thickshakes and the Hot Chick chicken burger. The jalapenos and hot sauce make this one spicy little hottie that we can’t wait to get our hands on.

Longboards Laidback Eatery and Bar

A Surfers Paradise icon, Longboards Laidback Eatery and Bar has over 17 burger options for us to lust over. For the ultimate indulgence, and test of physical prowess, try the Phat Bastard Burger Challenge. This voluptuous 1.8kg burger features a grilled wagyu patty with bacon, pulled pork, cheese, coleslaw and salad. Complete the challenge (including fries) in under 30 mins to receive a $150 voucher.

Boom Boom Burger

“Boom boom boom boom, I want burgers in my room”. Perhaps our favourite Vengaboys tune would've developed in a similar fashion, had they visited Boom Boom Burger on Chevron Island. Voted as one of the top ten burgers in Australia, this is a burger we will be serenading with 90’s pop for years to come.

Burgster

Burgster brings the burger loving to Palm Beach with their Williamsburg hipster vibe and brioche man buns. Get your libido firing with their Oyster Happy Hour, every Friday from 3 ‘til 6pm. Let your aphrodisiac fuelled self run wild and free as you indulge in their $1 oysters. Add one of their sumptuous burgers, and a beer or cocktail, to truly get in the baby-making zone.

About the Author

Bella Windfeld-Petersen

Bella Windfeld-Petersen

Currently completing my Bachelor of Communication, I’m a boot-wearing, live-music-lovin’, two-headed Tasmanian living on the Gold Coast. One of my heads enjoys writing, the other loves art. Together they spend their days listening to ‘Electric Avenue’ by Eddy Grant, doing crosswords and drinking red wine.